Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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