North Korea, Best Korea!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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