How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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