Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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