Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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