I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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