Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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