I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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