whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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