my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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