i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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