Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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