Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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