I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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