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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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