that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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