On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
