Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
