I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She's like a pop up book from hell.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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