They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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