Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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