you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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