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(704): View more from North Carolina

We named our party play list daddy issues

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(410): View more from Maryland

In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"

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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change

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(417): View more from Missouri

She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.

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(516): View more from New York

Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?

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(718): View more from New York

I licked your asshole in confidence.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.

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