Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
