Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
