Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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