Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm at about main and main street
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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