They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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