The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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