Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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