this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Someone shattered a urinal.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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