Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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