you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
