my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
operation harelip BJ is a go
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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