my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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