If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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