Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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