Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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