you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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