# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
