I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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