love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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