Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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