alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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