I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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