Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
