So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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