yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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