So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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