well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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